(Originally posted Feb. 23, 2011)

Since I can’t think of any topics right now, I think I’ll end with some sage advice: If you’re ever buying snacks from a vending machine and can’t make a decision, choose which ever snack is closest to falling out. This decreases your chances of having your food get stuck, while increasing your chances of having an extra snack fall out.

Words to live by.

-Marj